Craigslist "funnies"

[Steve]

Enjoy...El G
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3168502431.html

Just so it is saved for posterity:
'72 Honda CB750. Complete bike WITH NOTARIZED TITLE IN MY NAME. I am the 2nd owner and have owned this bike since '79. 70s custom with extended forks, Lester mags, etc. Frame has not been altered and ran fine when I put in storage in 2001. Does not run and will take $ and time to get it running. Bring a trailer or truck! Includes keys and shop manual, otherwise, what you see is what you get. $1500 cash, no trades. No emails; No text; CALL 480-280-2517.

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[old_skool]

Just so it is saved for posterity:
'72 Honda CB750. Complete bike WITH NOTARIZED TITLE IN MY NAME. I am the 2nd owner and have owned this bike since '79. 70s custom with extended forks, Lester mags, etc. Frame has not been altered and ran fine when I put in storage in 2001. Does not run and will take $ and time to get it running. Bring a trailer or truck! Includes keys and shop manual, otherwise, what you see is what you get. $1500 cash, no trades. No emails; No text; CALL 480-280-2517.

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I need to invent a time machine...

 

[7981GS]

that video had 10 likes, no dislikes, so I disliked it. Come on everybody, let's see how many dislikes we can put on it :twistedevil:

I'm in.
It sounds like he missed his first shift in the video. Such a deal!

Eric

 

[Big Rich]

I don't know if it's because I saw it at 3 am, but this made me laugh. The guy must think really highly of himself........

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/3171562310.html

 

[Guest]

More sad than funny what was done to this bike.

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/bar/3159718415.html

 

[trevor]

More sad than funny what was done to this bike.

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/bar/3159718415.html

Ah I don't no, the bike is too new for it to be sad yet. So I think its funny.

 

[Spyder]

More sad than funny what was done to this bike.

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/bar/3159718415.html

What the hell??? Those are cheap Huffy like BMX bars ! ! !

 

[earlfor]

More sad than funny what was done to this bike.

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/bar/3159718415.html

Yeah, a BIG PLUS 1 to that! He took a really nice bike and turned it into a Shyte pile. Its going to take another $1000 just to make it presentable and considering its cosmetic condition, lord knows what kind of crap maintenance schedule he had, if any. A good candidate for horse whipping!

 

[7981GS]

The original owner must have gotten some illegal drugs into his system to think that it is somehow improved now.

Eric

 

[JATO]

Why is the license plate covering the oil cooler? What makes people think about doing this?

 

[MAJikMARCer]

What the hell??? Those are cheap Huffy like BMX bars ! ! !

I know right! I was thinking the same thing! He owned it since it was new? WHY the F did he do this to a new bike? What is he ON?

 

[Spyder]

He must have wrecked it, or it's up for repo, and he's trying to hide it. lol

 

[gpd211]

Why is the license plate covering the oil cooler? What makes people think about doing this?

Gee i thought everyone knew that added 25 hp. Almost the same as a monster energy sticker.

 

[old_skool]

Gee i thought everyone knew that added 25 hp. Almost the same as a monster energy sticker.

Let me know if you guys ever figure out crazy, some people are just not right in the head, and by the looks of his bike, he meets the criteria, not being sarcastic either, I had a guy pull up to my service station once, and many more times, had foil all over his car, painted scribbly markings in some kind of off purple from front to back, an insurances nightmare, the damage this guy did to his car, with paint, foil, and just tearing things off he thought was keeping him from being discovered by....wait for it....Aliens!, that's right, little green men, we had to work on his less than a month old new car weekly to keep it running because of the constant self inflicted damage...crazy, but we still took his money in-doing his damage, if society thought he was sane enough to drive and do what he did, God made sheep too right?!

 

[JATO]

Gee i thought everyone knew that added 25 hp. Almost the same as a monster energy sticker.

In my neck of the woods a monster energy sticker on your vehicle implies you are a mentally deficient, mouth breathing, dullard. There are a lot of these types here in Minot, ND. I can't wait to get transferred.

 

[ikantbreave]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Suzuki Bobber - $1300 (95th and deervalley)

Date: 2012-07-24, 4:57PM MST
Reply to: zppjt-3121431649@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


It runs and drives fine bike is really quick has some torque. it is a single cylinder DR-350 Engine it been gone through and rebuilt but then sat for a pretty long time. can give a little trouble starting becuase its not getting enough fuel during start. a bigger pilot jet would probably do it some good.

Has basically brand new knobby tires bikes got a cool ratrod look
I bought this frame from a guy at the saltflats in bonnevile then i put the engine in it aswell as changed out the neck tube and rake for the longer forks so the bike is chopped out a little.

bike comes with a headlight and is wired for a headlight already. The wiring is there for brake/licence plate lights aswell.
has
***AND YES I HAVE THE TITTLE

***would like to trade for driving truck or mabye a car


***All trades considered
$1500 OBO




tags: suzuki honda kawasaki bobber chopper rat rod ratrod motorcyle dirtbike scooter nighthawk Gs

call text 623-755-5971 or email

• Location: 95th and deervalley

 

[old_skool]

Suzuki Bobber - $1300 (95th and deervalley)

Date: 2012-07-24, 4:57PM MST
Reply to: zppjt-3121431649@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


It runs and drives fine bike is really quick has some torque. it is a single cylinder DR-350 Engine it been gone through and rebuilt but then sat for a pretty long time. can give a little trouble starting becuase its not getting enough fuel during start. a bigger pilot jet would probably do it some good.

Has basically brand new knobby tires bikes got a cool ratrod look
I bought this frame from a guy at the saltflats in bonnevile then i put the engine in it aswell as changed out the neck tube and rake for the longer forks so the bike is chopped out a little.

bike comes with a headlight and is wired for a headlight already. The wiring is there for brake/licence plate lights aswell.
has
***AND YES I HAVE THE TITTLE

***would like to trade for driving truck or mabye a car


***All trades considered
$1500 OBO




tags: suzuki honda kawasaki bobber chopper rat rod ratrod motorcyle dirtbike scooter nighthawk Gs

call text 623-755-5971 or email

• Location: 95th and deervalley

5 minutes of riding that junk, and you'll need a chiropractor living with you, and a Dr. to remove all the stones and debris from your back.

 

[MAJikMARCer]

In my neck of the woods a monster energy sticker on your vehicle implies you are a mentally deficient, mouth breathing, dullard. There are a lot of these types here in Minot, ND. I can't wait to get transferred.

Sorry to disappoint you but those dullards are everywhere. You can't escape them, none of us can.

 

[Skaat]

scratching head..

scratching head..

Whadda ya'll think of this one?
http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/3173360145.html

 

[earlfor]

Whadda ya'll think of this one?
http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/3173360145.html

That looks REALLY tortuous to ride. Not by me, thats for sure.