Craigslist "funnies"

[Andr?]

Hope this classic Karman was front smash

 

[Spyder]

Hope this classic Karman was front smash

The Carmon Gia in rough shape was worth 3 times what he's asking for this, this, THING. What a waste...

 

[850GT_Rider]

There's a reason it's 'rare'

There's a reason it's 'rare'

SO - he sees a pic of a Madura bobber and says "I can do that"....oh wait, no he can't...

Date: 2012-08-17, 12:10PM CDT
Reply to: phkrk-3211807685@sale.craigslist.org

RARE RARE RARE! 117HP Bobber almost complete 1200CC MAY TRADE

117HP Suzuki Madura Bobber Project................

Lowered, straight bars..

Runs/rides.. needs carb cleaning/balance...........
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All original parts included..................

ONLY 5099 MADURAS PRODUCED.. 11.6 SECOND STOCK QUARTER MILE TIME!

$2000 CASH OR HIGHER TRADE VALUE.... THIS IS A VERY RARE BIKE AND EASILY WORTH THIS IN PARTS ALONE.

LAST PHOTO IS OF THE ONLY KNOWN MADURA BOBBER AND ITS A 700! THIS IS A 1200!

Trade for atvs, cycles, trailers, cars, trucks.. guy stuff in general.. No electronics or junk please

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PostingID: 3211807685

 

[Spyder]

2k is a bit steep but with some work that could be turned back into a pretty nice bike.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Voyager with the special color-changing paint

Voyager with the special color-changing paint

of course, if the photos weren't thumbnails......

KAWASAKI VOYAGER 1200 - $3400 (Oak Creek)

Date: 2012-08-18, 12:38PM CDT
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Reply to: s5nk2-3213975273@sale.craigslist.org



1986 KAWASAKI Voyager 1200
RUN'S GOOD
GOOD TIRES
COLOR RED
COMES WITH CHAGER
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Does need some work like any thing this old it's a fixer upper
1.SEAT NEED'S TO BE RECOVERED
2 NEED'S NEW SPEAKERS they play. but sound like S>>>>>>T
ALSO NEED'S A SPEEDO GEAR ON THE FRONT TIRE SO THE ODOMETER WILL WORK
I USE THE TACK MY SELF
CALL
GARY AT
414-979-5844 OR 1-262-221-7421

• Location: Oak Creek
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PostingID: 3213975273

 

[Steve]

Funny, you don't see many Voyagers up for sale. You post this one up this evening, and I saw one in a driveway today with a FOR SALE sign on it.

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[850GT_Rider]

Do people realy sell these bikes at the numbers they ask...?

Dunno. Wouldn't YOU pay $5k for a POS hardtail with an old vertical twin? (Do those side cases say Yamaha?)

Bobber bike sell or trade (Ottawa , IL 61350)

Date: 2012-08-20, 7:13AM CDT
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Reply to: see below




Im wanting to sell or trade my bobber chopper bike .
$5000.00 obo

looking to trade for powersport item
Such as Newer yamaha yfz 450 , honda 450
Nice 4x4 quad
Rocket 900 or bigger
aluminum car trailer
Rat rod
Newer Snowmobile
or Restore 1976 1977 yamaha srx sled
815/seven,nine,one/one,four,zero,three

• Location: Ottawa , IL 61350
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PostingID: 3217103306

 

[bubby]

http://muskegon.craigslist.org/mcy/3220166090.html
i would be scared to ride this

 

[davidduarte]

http://muskegon.craigslist.org/mcy/3220166090.html
i would be scared to ride this

you put your emoticons in the link, so it doesn't work. Here's the right link:

http://muskegon.craigslist.org/mcy/3220166090.html

 

[loud et]

http://muskegon.craigslist.org/mcy/3220166090.html
i would be scared to ride this

Truly unrideable......I swear that looks like it was in a wreck. Heaven help us, the hack jobs are unforgivable.

 

[duaneage]

Note he said he had a "standing" offer, since whoever is crazy enough to buy this will not be riding but standing a lot.

 

[7981GS]

I, as well as the majority of the members on this site, would MUCH RATHER have two bikes like yours
and have some money left over for gasoline than have that abortion.

Eric

 

[Toasty]

Not from Craigslist but still WTF

So much fail...

From: http://bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=410995

 

[7981GS]

Way more effort to look stupid in public than the average nut-job for sure.
The custom seat adds a nice touch to the combination. NOT!

Eric

 

[Toasty]

I like the bars the most, the top triple must be a chin rest.

 

[Steve]

Some truly creative engineering going on there, I'll have to give him that much.

However, ... The seat is not the only thing that caught my eye.
It looks like he has "L"-style handlebars on there, but upside down.
The exhaust pipes don't even extend to the bottom of the frame.

The trailer hitch/tongue is a true engineering feat, though. I had to look rather closely to see how it works. Apparently, those tubes that cradle the rear wheel are connected to pivots at or near the swingarm pivots, so the trailer can move up and down. Effectively, in the vertical plane, the trailer tongue is about three feet long. In the horizontal plane, it pivots right at the front of the drum. Like all single-wheel trailers, it tilts with the bike.

Creative, but UGLY.

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[Toasty]

A dirtbike bobber? This is a first, and only $1200!

My creation of a Rat-style Enduro lowered and bobbed out. Running a rebuilt carb, dual shocks and skateboard seat with custom rear fender and side mounted tail light/license plate bracket. Everything works minus gauge lights. I'd like to get 1200obo. Just want to sell at this point. Call 925-808-5365. Located in Sacramento.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3232543113.html

 

[Niklas]

yeah...im thinking the price is a little to much...

 

[gearhead13]

Wow, how pitiful. A skateboard seat monkey butt time. And it ugly, just a parts bike IMO.

 

[Steve]

yeah...im thinking the price is a little to much...

No it's not. :-k









It's a LOT too much.

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