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1980 GS550E Bobber - Los Angeles

1980 GS550E Bobber - Los Angeles

I suppose we've seen worse.....

1980 Suzuki GS550E Cafe Racer / Bobber - $2800 (Van Nuys)

Date: 2012-10-08, 6:28PM PDT
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1980 Suzuki GS550E Cafe Racer / Bobber, 6 Speed trans, runs / rides good, custom paint and pin striping, Harley exhaust pipes, Clubman handlebars, good tires, lowered in the rear, custom seat and tail section with custom tail light and turn signals, new chain. Clean title and registered until October 2013! $2800 or best offer. 424.208.9204 - No tire kickers, No I'll have the money in a week, No test rides without M1, No low ballers, No spammers please.

• Location: Van Nuys
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[850GT_Rider]

'83 GS750 Header - Los Angeles

'83 GS750 Header - Los Angeles

Rusty & cheap - but #2 Cylinder may not breathe right though

83 Suzuki GS750 4 into 1 Header (sf valley)

Date: 2012-10-08, 5:55PM PDT
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83 Suzuki GS750 4 into 1 Header for sale.
It may fit other GS years and models.
Asking $40 obo.
You can text me at 6I9 72O O875 No e-mails


You can text me at 6I9 72O O875 No e-mails

Location: sf valley

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[SVSooke]

Geussing I can ask big bucks for this Supertrapp 4>1 to

 

[loud et]

more fine salesmanship

more fine salesmanship

Wow, really hope I get a chance to do business with this outstanding gentleman.
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1981 Suzuki 650cc 800$ runs - $800 (west cleveland)

Date: 2012-10-10, 9:34AM EDT
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Names trav, got this motorcycle from my father about 2 years ago. just recently ive put myself in a financial situation which is the only reason for me selling it, runs no problems, might need a new battery but the old one will start it. fair condition not much rust. 800 firm you show up with seven and all you'll get is a show no deal. i know its worth more then what im asking. its raining bad as hell or i'd get my white ass out their and tke pictures. if interested call, 216-355-8307 will answer any questions asked.

• Location: west cleveland
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[5150/gs]

hot rod 4 wheeler

hot rod 4 wheeler

Motorcycle-Quad- I have the paper work from the bmv to get a builders title, so it can be plated as a 4 wheeled motorcycle.
I have the street tires on it ready for the road. The all the lights work.
This is made from a 1985 Polaris 250 4 wheeler and a 440kz motorcycle.
Rides just like a motorcycle. Runs great. Fun on and off road! I have had it up to 80mph!
TRADES OPEN
Plow truck, old hot rod,-rad rod, Ford Falcon, mustang, nova, cj7,5, ford 9n, 8n, 2n tractor OR??

READ ALL> NO TEXT--
1-870-844-1533, THANKS.
Make a cash offer.

(North Judson I.N., by Knox)

• Location: North Judson I.N.

 

[DusterP94]

WTF
1983 Custom Honda Nighthawk - $1500 (muncie)

Date: 2012-10-16, 4:38PM EDT
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Runs well.
Here`s a pic

(765)730-3183

• Location: muncie

 

[DusterP94]

Here's a serious one. I have no idea if that is a reasonable price though.
I have got a RARE Suzuki GS550m. Its a 1982 katana dont let the age scare you parts are easy to get do to the fact that suzuki still make a 4 cylinder motor... Did some reseach and talked to some guys that love this bike.. It was built for endurance races and was the top bike for its class... asking $1200 will look at all trade offers.. obo great running bike only has 17800 actual miles. Saleing it to buy my dads bike. So if you got any questions call or text 765-591-2163 Mile are do to go up cause i drive daily..........

 

[loud et]

A scrapbookers dream bike. Or your English grandmothers bike. Sheesh.
One would have to work VERY hard to even dream up an uglier bike.

 

[pmong]

1983 Suzuki GSX 750 - $800


Runs and drives. Battery is only about 2000 miles old and it starts up right away every time. very strong Back rack can be removed if you dont want it. . Brake pads were replaced about 1000 miles ago, spark plugs replaced about 20 miles ago, brand new air filters put on last week,, pirelli sport demon tires (front is great but rear tire wont pass inspection). gets a lot of compliments everywhere I go. Carburetor was thoroughly cleaned out a week ago. Unfortunately need to sell it to cover moving costs. I also have a couple helmets I could throw in for 10 dollars a piece. No speedometer or odometer but there are 2 cell phone mounts where you can Put your phone and just download a speedometer app on the Droid or an iPhone. Test rides ok if I you give $800 for me to hold while you ride. but its not current on registartion. I've taken it to Vegas and back to Los Angeles a couple times without any problems and sad to see it go. TITLE IN HAND

what it Needs:
Needs turn signals wired up.
Idles great and runs great at wide open throttle but in the middle of the throttle it bogs down a little bit .
front shocks need to be serviced
small oil drip
rear tire
needs front turn signals but has rear turn signals

 

[Steel Toed Tank]

If I owned a Katana or an ES, I bet it would look similar to this.
Although that luggage set-up looks tougher than my milk crates, I'd bet it wouldn't carry near as much.
Also, I see no diamond plate.


Tank

 

[MAJikMARCer]

If I owned a Katana or an ES, I bet it would look similar to this.
Although that luggage set-up looks tougher than my milk crates, I'd bet it wouldn't carry near as much.
Also, I see no diamond plate.


Tank

Looks like something from MadMax or Borderlands. I think you need to strap a midget with a machine gun on the back and ride at break neck speeds down a desert highway.

 

[BigD_83]

from Katana to KDX...Krazy!

from Katana to KDX...Krazy!

I'd almost save that Katana at that price. Probably offer him $500 and walk away if he didn't take it.

Speaking of $500:

Date: 2012-10-18, 8:50PM PDT
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KDX project bike . No engine . the rest of the machine is here, I think...I'm asking 500 o.b.o. tires ,frame ,forks, chain are in good shape. rear fender cracked,but then, who's isin't .Tire's are worth more than I'm asking. Not sure of the year, or what the motor size would be... Might be willing to trade for W.H.Y. Brian@ 604-722-7840 No endless E-mails PLEASE...

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[MAJikMARCer]

Tire's are worth more than I'm asking.

Yea right...maybe when they were new, but how long has that bike been sitting along the side of that fence with no engine? Shocks me sometime how few people understand that rubber ages.

 

[BigD_83]

Nothing shocks me in this city. The dude would have to pay me to haul that garbage away

 

[Crankthat]

Look at all the weight on that rack, bet that headlight will touch the clouds real easy..

 

[GSScoobie]

This one makes me sad for all the Harley owners

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/3357468209.html

$4,000.00

Typo???
Four too many zeros?

 

[loud et]

This one makes me sad for all the Harley owners

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/3357468209.html

$4,000.00

Hey Rich, we gotta go meet this guy.....lol
Hate to hit a speed bump or enter a driveway with any hump to it. Ridiculous.

(Fyi, the starboys are ne ohios premier ,aka notorious,...street/stunt/wheelie type of posse.)(riding like dic*s since the early 90's at least)

 

[bruin]

This one makes me sad for all the Harley owners

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/3357468209.html

$4,000.00

Give him a break guys. At least he has his loud pipes pointed in the right direction.

 

[hakim5857]

sad... totally scrap..

but at RM2,800 = $850.00

 

[Toasty]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3352660278.html

The GS400 hardtail-cafe-bobber (which is it??) is back, still overpriced.



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/3339746303.html

1979 Yamaha XS 360 Twin

Clean title
Current registration
12k miles

Ok condition, has dent on gas tank on right side (photo)
Has custom made seat, and comes with original front and rear fenders
Kick and electric start, and it starts right up
Great fun little bike to get around the city
Kinda rare too
Needs nothing but a new owner
You can reach me at 408-634-5326

The bike is fine, but $1,800 for a dented tank, shoddy looking handmade seat and a lot of rust??





http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3345946167.html

I am selling my just redone 1988 Cafe Racer Sportster. One of a kind bike. All hand made aluminum sheetmetal, raw finish. OX blood powder frame. custom front end, custom FMF exhaust, custom hand controls, custom seat.everything is custom. what you see is what you get. Awesome bike. A blast to ride. Motor is a 883- strong motor. Has 20k+seems high but it is an 1988. Only ablout 900 miles a year. Not your average sportster. Registered Current tags. Serious only. Thanks for looking. No trades. $9000 obo 707-322-6558cell

I like the creativity, A+ for effort but 9k??? The tank is pretty fugly too to be honest.