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Craigslist "funnies"

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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mcy/3707179881.html

I'm definately not man enough to ride this

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Rat Bike: 1998 Honda CBR 600 ; Swing arm lengthened, handle bars lowered, custom carbon fiberglass cowling over tank and seat. Engine is extremely strong and solid. NO test rides, I can send you video of bike start and ride around or meet to show bike driving. As is. This thing is not a toy it will haul. Experienced riders only.
? Location: Hall County
?it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
OWWW looks painful:eek:
Should be called the nutcracker:o
Maybe ok for a female tho
 
Wow, just when you think it's impossible to make a bike uglier!

CL > cincinnati > all for sale / wanted > motorcycles/scooters - by ownerReplyReply to: nnh2g-3717204833@sale.craigslist.org [?]

flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of
Posted: 2013-04-01, 7:21PM EDT
1982 VINTAGE YAMAHA 650 MAXIM - $1499 (COVINGTON KY)


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HAVE TO SEE TO APPRECIATE!!!!!! $1499 FIRM!!!!!

1982 YAMAHA 650 MAXIM MOTORCYCLE......NEW BATTERY

4 CYLINDER WITH K & N AIR INTAKE FILTERS

NEW PAINT......NEW BRAKES......NEW PLUGS......NEW LIGHTS......NEW DESIGN.....ALL FLUIDS CHANGED....NEW TANK EMBLEMS....NEW MIRRORS....NEW BATTERY

UNDER 18,000 MILES........CLEAN TITLE

GREAT BIKE FOR THE MONEY!!!!
 
Overpriced hack job

Overpriced hack job

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcd/3727010173.html

1980 Suzuki GS850 Custom Cafe Racer Conversion - $4295 (South Hadley, MA)


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This cafe racer is a 1980 Suzuki GS850 full custom cafe conversion, with all original engine and motor parts. The carbs have been rebuilt recently and locally by All Power in Granby. The tune-up, lights, mirrors and brakes have recently been changed (2012) by Motorcycle Exchange in Chicopee. Bike is in mint condition, and has nothing wrog with it. All paper work in order. This bike is one of a kind and a collector's item. Bike was customized in Atlanta, Georgia. Bike is currently stored in heated facility.

Call 413-538-8101
 
It's gone now but the Smokey and the Bandit TransAm tribute bike was used in a scam post on Craigslilt earlier this morning. Only $2033 and it could have been mine!
 
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/cbr600-hurricane-1987-_19535818


$1,200 ? cbr600 hurricane 1987

Report Ad

Hey there this is my crotch rocket that i have been slowly trying to work on but i have no time to work on it anymore its just been sitting, there are no plastics on it the front head lights dont work, it doesnt have rear turn signals, it has sheet metal side pannels i made for it. It has a yamaha front end with ducatti rims front and rear. Bike does run pretty good and it is very fast ! I do have papers for it as well, the bike also comes with a single seat as well, 2other gas tanks and a parts frame with motor, parts frame also has forks and rims as well

Yeah OK,good luck buddy:rolleyes:
 
Only 2 things I see good here are he has papers and I noticed an aluminium Supertrapp can.Never had my pics do this on UsedVic so he's REAL special:rolleyes:
 
Does this mean that financially he's upside down on this bike?

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress.
 
An example of thorough dealer prep..."spare key included"

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcd/3751124341.html


"This vehicle does not pass New Hampshire State Inspection due to having leaky fork seals, oil contaminated front brake pads, and not having passenger pegs. The tachometer does not function due to a broken cable, and the tachometer drive, cam chain tensioner, rear shocks, and carburetor drains are leaking. However, these are minor leaks and are not a safety concern. Also, the steering lock does not function. We installed battery tender leads for easy battery charger hook-up. A spare key is included"

Comes with no charge life insurance policy- payable to them!
 
Harley Riders Checklist

Harley Riders Checklist

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html

GSR safe version below....:eek::lol::lol:

Harley rider pre-ride check off list

Harley rider pre-ride check off list:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the ?Live to ride?ride to live? statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the ?I?m a bad a$$ mothertrucker? harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
9. Leather pants
10. Gloves
11. Wrap around sunglasses
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real bada$$es). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
13. CAT work boots (new)
14. Leather vest with some ?chapter? like: North chapter of pig lucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of $hit down the road.

Now that is Harley brotherhood...:confused:
 
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html

GSR safe version below....:eek::lol::lol:

Harley rider pre-ride check off list

Harley rider pre-ride check off list:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the ?Live to ride?ride to live? statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the ?I?m a bad a$$ mothertrucker? harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
9. Leather pants
10. Gloves
11. Wrap around sunglasses
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real bada$$es). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
13. CAT work boots (new)
14. Leather vest with some ?chapter? like: North chapter of pig lucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of $hit down the road.

Now that is Harley brotherhood...:confused:
Hahaha..Simply Awesome!!:D
Thank you for that...it made my day!
 
Maybe I should post this in the WTB section?

Maybe I should post this in the WTB section?

Originally Posted: Fri, 15 Mar 15:33 EDT belly button lint

I have a collection of belly button lint,will trade for muscle car,harley,rifles gold coins work also or make cash offer ,also interested in motor cycles. no lowball serious only willing to split if you dont have what im looking for,,
  • Location: Baltimore
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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What a Deal, just what I've always wanted...:dancing:
 
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