Craigslist "funnies"

[loud et]

You will love this one.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/4389930147.html

 

[Gorminrider]

You will love this one.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/4389930147.html

1981 Suzuki 850 - $450

Clear title.


Oh, man, I am !(lovin' it). It's Spring and the "crock-o'zits" are blooming!

Cleveland must be tough place. I am guessing the title is what's for sale and it's a Sellers Market with so many stolen motorcycles that need a title swap.

 

[Guest]

I was just fixin' to post the GS850 in Cleveland. Crack is whack.

 

[loud et]

I was just fixin' to post the GS850 in Cleveland. Crack is whack.

Crack and tarps are both bad. I thought it was a fire bike but the tires are still there. She's been under cover a long time I think.

 

[orourkei]

" ran great before I put her away"

 

[megatwin]

" ran great before I put her away"

I think he meant"ran great,before I did her in"

 

[wedoo2]

There is a half-decent concrete block there that they might throw in on the deal.

 

[850GT_Rider]

1981 Suzuki 850 - $450

Clear title.


Oh, man, I am !(lovin' it). It's Spring and the "crock-o'zits" are blooming!

Cleveland must be tough place. I am guessing the title is what's for sale and it's a Sellers Market with so many stolen motorcycles that need a title swap.

Obviously not an experienced seller on Cracklist. Missing all the key words & phrases such as:

• "Ran when parked"
• "Easy fix"
• "Only needs cosmetics"
• "No lowball offers"
• "Good start for restoration project"
• "All original"
• "Just needs a little TLC"
• etc
• etc

 

[Guest]

The sad part about this one, is that somebody will probably give him a grand for it.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4391151524.html

 

[Guest]

Look what somebody did to an CB1100F? Oh, the humanity!!!!!

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/4387920475.html

 

[Chaw Wee]

Sad^

Probably the ugliest bars ive ever seen...

 

[Griffyn]

The pictures should speak for themselves.

They do. They tell me that it needs a rear tire.

 

[gustovh]

Looks like a good start to a rat bike, make mechanically sound and leave it nasty.
V

 

[Big T]

The sad part about this one, is that somebody will probably give him a grand for it.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4391151524.html

Actually, the Kawasaki triple market is insane right now for 500s and 750s

That's probably a good deal for a collector

My buddy Mike is one of the biggest collectors around, he told me he saw a 1969 Mach III for $10,500 that was in a bit getter condition that the one in the ad.

 

[SVSooke]

Look what somebody did to an CB1100F? Oh, the humanity!!!!!

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/4387920475.html

Some"people"really should be shot.

 

[duaneage]

Looks like a good start to a rat bike, make mechanically sound and leave it nasty.
V

One of those "Ran when parked" deals.

 

[Vmass]

A great read!

A great read!

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/4395711857.html

 

[Gorminrider]

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/4395711857.html

"i don't know front tire is on backwards that's all fine and good some say they work better this way i say it won't dissipate water right in rain anyway another hundred dollars"...

ahahahaha! what a riot!

 

[GSX1000E]

That Boston bike has some serious competition with this one. Lets see here, we throw away the good parts, remove the fenders, rattle can paint OVER the factory pinstripes, add a board covered in vinyl and the price doubles!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4390176311.html

 

[loud et]

"i don't know front tire is on backwards that's all fine and good some say they work better this way i say it won't dissipate water right in rain anyway another hundred dollars"...

ahahahaha! what a riot!

What a lame ad. Annoyingrunonsentencesdrivemecrazy.