Craigslist "funnies"

[dorkburger]

First I ever saw a ring ding bob...http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4507933007.html

 

[wymple]

At least it's cool.

 

[Griffin]

First I ever saw a ring ding bob...

Hopefully it'll be the last.

 

[dorkburger]

Hopefully it'll be the last.

What he said.

 

[earlfor]

First I ever saw a ring ding bob...http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4507933007.html

Nice piece of water pipe used for rear shocks too.

 

[Gregory]

jeeez

jeeez

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4551639554.html

Suzuki Hayabusa ( custom )

I Have a one of a kind custom Hayabusa

The bike is a 2004 Limited edition Hayabusa , clean title

Custom paint job done this year
Custom Holographic Theme on Plastics
Rear end is a totally custom 600 rear tire kit ( same size tire from the recent batman movie )
Complete stereo system ( ie. 6x6 speakers in tail, tweeters ... ) with a custom bracket to hold a Ipad
Led lights completely around bike
Air horn system
Many Custom chrome pieces
& much more

this is a one off bike. if you are looking for something unique & a head turner you've found it

 

[Guest]

some people's kids...

 

[kjsamm]

another, "Oh no, you cant have my license plate!"

 

[loud et]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4551639554.html
Well I guess he beats the guy with that 1150 with the 230 rear tire. Lol
Suzuki Hayabusa ( custom )

 

[wedoo2]

I'm hooking up my laptop to my bike.

How hard can it be?

 

[orourkei]

hahah a ring-ding bob. haha I had to think about that for a second . I can't wait to call every 2 stroke I encounter a ring-ding.

 

[Clone]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4551639554.html

Suzuki Hayabusa ( custom )

Isn't that a turf tire from a commercial mower???

 

[earlfor]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4551639554.html

Suzuki Hayabusa ( custom )

Isn't that a turf tire from a commercial mower???

Sickening!

 

[Guest]

Isn't that a turf tire from a commercial mower???
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Looks like a dirt late model or sprit car tire.

 

[Chrkut]

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4555324298.html

That poor bike.

Selling my vintage suzuki cafe project that I have been working on, but now I am having a baby and need the extra cash. I freakin love this bike and really want to see it through, as its so close, but hopefully someone else can enjoy it! The bike runs, but is running rich. It also needs a new 12v battery (so until there is a new battery on it we'd just have to jump it to start it for you) The bike currently comes with clubmans and bar end mirrors, but I do have the original standard bars if needed. The frame has been chopped and a rear hoop has been added on, but it does need to have more welding done. The seat was custom upholstered (with 500$ Leather i might add) onto a skateboard. All in all, for a cafe project this is close to being ready to roll, just needs a few cosmetic things, turn signals, the ignition key switch mounted, a battery, a speedo/tach, and some fine tuning. Feel free to text or email if you want to come check it out! I have a bin full of oil and cleaning stuff as well as parts!

 

[Rob S.]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4551639554.html

Suzuki Hayabusa ( custom )

I Have a one of a kind custom Hayabusa

The bike is a 2004 Limited edition Hayabusa , clean title

Custom paint job done this year
Custom Holographic Theme on Plastics
Rear end is a totally custom 600 rear tire kit ( same size tire from the recent batman movie )
Complete stereo system ( ie. 6x6 speakers in tail, tweeters ... ) with a custom bracket to hold a Ipad
Led lights completely around bike
Air horn system
Many Custom chrome pieces
& much more

this is a one off bike. if you are looking for something unique & a head turner you've found it

Another "one of a kind." Would you call that a "canyon carver"? Or a sport tourer"?

Or just plain nauseating?

 

[Rob S.]

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4555324298.html

Selling my vintage suzuki cafe project that I have been working on, but now I am having a baby and need the extra cash.

Just great. More white trash. Why are these people allowed to reproduce?

Yeah, when you're having a baby, an extra $600 will really make a difference.

 

[Chrkut]

Im surprised he kept the airbox on, that and the engine might be the only good bits on the bike now, assuming he didn't dig into those and ruin anything.

 

[Rob S.]

But you can tell he "freakin loves" this bike. Just look at the tank.

 

[Griffin]

Worst....."Bobber"......Ever.....

Worst....."Bobber"......Ever.....

http://richmondin.craigslist.org/mcy/4570066490.html


And only $1,800 for this piece of chit.....