Craigslist "funnies"

[Burque73]

[FONT=&quot]1978 suzuki 750 gs, starts up need carbs worked on, its art on wheels[/FONT]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/5711272766.html

 

[bobgroger]

1978 suzuki 750 gs, starts up need carbs worked on, its art on wheels

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/5711272766.html

Needs a bit of Wrench-ing to be rideable What a waste of tools...

 

[Burque73]

Do you suppose the carbs can even draw fuel through the extra length of hose. I'm assuming the tank is behind the rider.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

The guy sure had some spare time on his hands.
Looks like he lives in a salvage yard. Some cars come in with a box of tools in the trunk.

 

[Gregory]

it looks like one of my creations. i have 3 milk crates full of rusty open end wrenches I need to make something into.

 

[dorkburger]

Wonder if there metric wrenches..

 

[850GT_Rider]

Needs a bit of Wrench-ing to be rideable What a waste of tools...

If some of those are Craftsman wrenches, can they be turned back in under the lifetime warranty?

 

[JTGS850GL]

You have to admit that it would be an attention grabber.

 

[Doug]

I couldn't ride that thing without wrenching my back.

By the way, I once made stubby headers like those for my 1100 street/drag bike. But after one pass, it was so loud pounding on my ears, I put it in the trailer and went home. The Super Trap header went back on the next day.

 

[Gregory]

a friend emailed me : It’s called RE-CYCLED.

 

[JTGS850GL]

Hears a real winner:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5681414357.html

 

[Jedz123]

Looks like tetanus waiting to happen...

It's cheap being $450 bucks... That's how much a good running 750 engine should cost.

 

[bobgroger]

Hears a real winner:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5681414357.html

If it's his daily driver wonder why there's no license plate. Guess he went to Trump university.

 

[Guest]

Hears a real winner:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/5681414357.html

Has been BORED to a 650! LOL! What a friggin' idiot.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Notice how ALL these clowns wanna sell their project bike IMMEDIATELY after finishing or even BEFORE they finish?
Are these bobber bratt and "cafe" projects actually an idiot test?
I dunno, these people must be well known as idiots in their area.

 

[Steve]

Has been BORED to a 650! LOL! What a friggin' idiot.

Obviously he doesn't realize it would have to be SLEEVED to be a 650. :-\\\

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[Guest]

A murderous Suzuki. LOL!

https://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/5722608003.html

 

[Spyder]

Nice muffler clamps...

 

[JamesWhut?]

Here is just a small disaster. I wonder if he was building it for the Shriner's Circus. Its got the right colors...


[h=2] Chopper - $500
[/h]Runs Great, needs throttle cable and brake line ran. Have the parts just no extra time. Need extra room in garage.


At least he's almost asking a decent price for it. Notice the rediculously oversized exhaust that must be doubling as a sidestand.

 

[Guest]

"I am selling my 98 suzki murderer. Runs great no problems blue tooth speeker set wirelesses. Have extra parts winsheled handlebars." I guess he didn't notice all the squiggly red lines under the words when he was typing.