Craigslist "funnies"

[Buffalo Bill]

Poser, don't pretend to be something you ain't:
“Q: What time does it turn in the quarter mile?”
“A: I do not know. this was my street bike. I never raced this bike on a dragstrip. ”

 

[dorkburger]

Ha, it probably sucks for both street and strip use. Scratch that. DEFINITELY sucks for street.

 

[Kjpeter]

This isn't a craigslist listing and I pray someone knows not to buy these...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1981-Suzuki...ash=item3f64a797e5:g:Jq8AAOSwnFZXXE53&vxp=mtr

 

[Buffalo Bill]

This isn't a craigslist listing and I pray someone knows not to buy these...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1981-Suzuki...ash=item3f64a797e5:g:Jq8AAOSwnFZXXE53&vxp=mtr

But it says they're in Fair condition???? ( :stupid: )

 

[nvr2old]

Poser, don't pretend to be something you ain't:
“Q: What time does it turn in the quarter mile?”
“A: I do not know. this was my street bike. I never raced this bike on a dragstrip. ”

The mirrors are a dead giveaway for it being a street bike....

 

[Guest]

This isn't a craigslist listing and I pray someone knows not to buy these...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1981-Suzuki...ash=item3f64a797e5:g:Jq8AAOSwnFZXXE53&vxp=mtr

No attempt to clean them up for sale, then ask 50 bucks for them. Top that off with the fact the o-rings are below the surface of the boot.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Deuce you forgot a detail, the rubber has been removed so they're useless.

 

[bobgroger]

You could mold new rubber on there....

 

[850GT_Rider]

But it says they're in Fair condition???? ( :stupid: )

Listing is ended because "The Item is Lost or Broken". He finally figured it out.... Good for him.

 

[Frank Z.]

"... oh, about 160 mile 'n 'our give 'er take. Got some ocean front property in Arkansas fer sale, too." Not a bad looking Skunk, though.

1978 gs1000 - $2500

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Runs and rides great ,Clean title in hand ,VERY FAST.top speed about 160mph, new battery,new tires they are metzlers moto guzzi,the are speed rated up to 160 and made to look vintage... blah blah blah.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/5750944052.html

 

[TxGSrider]

The * 160mph top speed may be attained by dropping vehicle from airplane at altitudes in excess of 5000'

 

[dorkburger]

It has pointless points.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

"... oh, about 160 mile 'n 'our give 'er take. Got some ocean front property in Arkansas fer sale, too." Not a bad looking Skunk, though.

1978 gs1000 - $2500

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Runs and rides great ,Clean title in hand ,VERY FAST.top speed about 160mph, new battery,new tires they are metzlers moto guzzi,the are speed rated up to 160 and made to look vintage... blah blah blah.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/5750944052.html

It looks salvageable. The guy is clueless.
How much for the leather couch Dude?

 

[TxGSrider]

It has pointless points.

Yah, he didn't even mention that free Barnett Clutch sticker on the broken fairing. That's gotta add 10mph and $1000 to the value...

 

[ddaniels]

Totally non-motorcycle related here, but I found this guitar amp add to be humorous...especially this line:

"It also gets louder than hell, so you can just jack up the gain and have no discernible playing talent and people will think you're awesome...That always worked for me."

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Totally non-motorcycle related here, but I found this guitar amp add to be humorous...especially this line:

"It also gets louder than hell, so you can just jack up the gain and have no discernible playing talent and people will think you're awesome...That always worked for me."

What??? Makes sense to me.

 

[BurntKittyForge]

Poser, don't pretend to be something you ain't:
?Q: What time does it turn in the quarter mile??
?A: I do not know. this was my street bike. I never raced this bike on a dragstrip. ?

When I read "Poser" on that MC, first thought, "What? Not even mexican OR from east LA?"
I sort of like that one except the color. Here's one:

Here's one:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mcy/5742963852.html

I'll never forget one time when I was a kid in a moped shop with my brothers and the lady was kind of funny, her and her brother owned/ran the shop.
She was showing us the "Puch" and she said all serious, "This one is a speedy one here"
and my brother goes,"about how fast?"
and she says seriously, "A whopping seventeeeeeen miles per hour!" enthusiastically,
We were chuckling. Think she knew "busted".
(Always thought of these as junk since then).

Was just thinking how stupid ads put wrong amount and this funny ad, probably same one that was "Make offer for each in lot " as in $100 ea. or maybe $200 each...rusty. "$1" then "$1500" at end of lengthy ad!
Why do they do that?
I'll put "$49 in minimum and crap still pops up for $75 or such wanting $7500 really.
Wife finally got home...Goodnight

 

[Guest]

Wow, all this for only $600 bucks.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/5752832274.html

 

[megatwin]

Wow, all this for only $600 bucks.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/5752832274.html

Well,it does have that very rare thing called a "Title"that very few Craigslist bikes seem to have!

 

[wymple]

Some of them don't have titles, but have the desirable "tittle" instead.