Craigslist "funnies"

[Jedz123]

i have a 1992 cr 500 r fassssstttt . the motor got locked one time and my fran banged on the piston it runs now . we bored it out an put a dump truck piston in it . new valves . new vforce reeds.dual carb custom made dual to single intake! we added 2 more gears to the bottom end so it makes it rill fast . i cut the knobbies off to make slicks , we took the ratitator off so it over heats now . suicide shifter an 10in ape hangers . it smokes quite a bit an makes alot bangin so0unds sometimes but i dont know why . no emails . text only 502 291 4293

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2713819759.html

Holy Crap that is too funny. May have laughed really loud in a quite doctors office waiting room... It's a southern guy this add could actually be real, I've seen some crazy things those back woods guys make up...

 

[Guest]

Why Why Why

Why Why Why

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.htmlray:

 

[cowboyup3371]

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.htmlray:

Look, it's a fancy street sweeper.

 

[fishfarm]

I am blind!!!!!





DP

I can easily imagine Ronald McDonald riding that.

 

[kcorbin]

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.htmlray:

Normally I don't comment on these, but I'm struck by the fact that somewhere, somehow, there was a dude going "Yes, this looks awesome! Exactly like I had imagined it!" when this thing was created. Truly, it takes all kinds...

 

[tkent02]

Isn't that Steve's bike?

 

[ddaniels]

I could see that bike coming into the ring at Ringling Bros. circus with three or four clowns sitting on it.

 

[Guest]

Thus

Thus

Thus the fringed hard bags!

Look, it's a fancy street sweeper.

 

[Redman]

Green and Yellow and Red

Green and Yellow and Red

another multicolored bike.

GS550L


http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/mcy/2707227658.html

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[Steve]

that's a "try-hard" bobber. just can't be done well without cutting the frame, silly fella!

You are close, Smelli, here, I'll fix it for you:

that's a "try-hard" bobber. just can't be done well, silly fella!

Isn't that Steve's bike?

Not THIS Steve.

I have a bit more taste than that.

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[Smellii]

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.htmlray:

This dude doesn't need a horn with a paint job like that!

 

[Smellii]

@ Steve

I stand corrected. hehe.

 

[850GT_Rider]

New definition of "rusted"

New definition of "rusted"

....just call it "original patina" and ask a ridiculous price!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ORIGINAL-PA...8062&pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr

 

[ScrumDown]

$1500 Really?

$1500 Really?

1981 Suzuki GS 650G runs good..more questions...just call or text So&so.

KBB value is $885 in excellent condition. Thoughts?

 

[Big T]

1981 Suzuki GS 650G runs good..more questions...just call or text So&so.

KBB value is $885 in excellent condition. Thoughts?

That looks like a clean example, even tho it's been painted

It might be worth $1,200 or more, if rubber stuff is fresh and it runs well

 

[Big T]

This, on the other hand, shows someone's been hitting the pipe

1978 SUZUKI GS750/E - $495 (Woodburn)


Hey selling a 1978 SUZUKI GS750/E

Runs and Drives like a Champ

What it needs
-Front Fork
-Headlight
-Clutch Cable
-Speedometer Dash

call/txt 971-338-8355

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2728639864.html


Check out those pictures! Is there anything on the bike that's not bent or scratched?

Was advertised previously as "won't start, don't know why" at an auto auction

 

[7981GS]

1981 Suzuki GS 650G runs good..more questions...just call or text So&so.

KBB value is $885 in excellent condition. Thoughts?

$800-1,000 if the tires and brakes are good.

daniel

 

[7981GS]

1978 SUZUKI GS750/E - $495 (Woodburn)
Hey selling a 1978 SUZUKI GS750/E
Runs and Drives like a Champ

What it needs
-Front Fork
-Headlight
-Clutch Cable
-Speedometer Dash

call/txt 971-338-8355

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2728639864.html

Check out those pictures! Is there anything on the bike that's not bent or scratched?

That poor thing.
How many times do you think that it has been dropped, dragged or fallen off of the back of a truck?

Daniel

 

[cowboyup3371]

This, on the other hand, shows someone's been hitting the pipe

1978 SUZUKI GS750/E - $495 (Woodburn)


Hey selling a 1978 SUZUKI GS750/E

Runs and Drives like a Champ

What it needs
-Front Fork
-Headlight
-Clutch Cable
-Speedometer Dash

call/txt 971-338-8355

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2728639864.html


Check out those pictures! Is there anything on the bike that's not bent or scratched?

Was advertised previously as "won't start, don't know why" at an auto auction

That would take some time methinks.:-k

 

[850GT_Rider]

I don't see no gold plating.....

I don't see no gold plating.....

....but at that price, SOMETHING must be gold plated

1988 Suzuki Gsxr-1100 " Classic" - $12000 (Burbank )

Date: 2011-12-04, 12:17AM PST
Reply to: sale-mepke-2703904722@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


1988 Suzuki gsxr-1100 in great condition. Rebuilt motor with 3k miles, chrome & polish all over. Exhaust system, solo seat, new fork seals, too many to list asking 12k OBO A Must See 818-535-5939 Mike


1986,1987,1988,1989,1990 Suzuki,honda,kawasaki,yamaha

• Location: Burbank
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2703904722