Craigslist "funnies"

[1_v8_merc]

Custom Honda CB750 Chopper. Very Nice Bike. - $2300 (wichita)

Date: 2012-02-13, 11:36AM CST
Reply to: dzbrs-2803003177@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am selling my 1973 Honda CB750 Chopper.
This bike runs great, and sounds just awesome!

Here's what has been done to the bike.........
Custom stretched chopper frame, new wheels and tires, pull back drag bars, custom LED blinkers all around, Custom leather/fur accent Longhorns mounted on front, custom chrome Longhorn LED taillights, new grips with chrome accents, dual chrome headlights, custom chrome switch, Brand new Leather Bobber seat with chrome springs and mounting brackets, custom coffin tank, fresh candy red paint, custom panels and long sissy bar with alligator skin accents. Custom alligator accents on front and tail. Bike has aftermarket 4 into 4 exhaust, with nice chrome pipes. Bike sounds amazing! Runs great too!
If you're looking for a badass chopper at a great price, here it is!
bike is over 11 feet in length, and is a real head-turner.
If you wanted to remove the sissy bar, it's mounted so that you can easily remove it, back fender, etc.
Don't like the long chopper, shorten it up very easily.
Anyway, that's the bike I have, and it's a good one.
Asking $2300, and will entertain cash offers.
Bike has clean and clear Ks title.
Low miles as well. (i need to double check the mileage on the title and put it on here)
Feel free to give me a call/text/ or email me.
It's a great bike, and whoever gets it, will love it!!
Have a great week!
210-4922

• Location: wichita
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

What movie inspired this Theme Bike...Roadhouse?

 

[7981GS]

Just might be a typo. Or, a realistic price? LOL!

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcd/2880580827.html


Daniel

 

[trevor]

Just might be a typo. Or, a realistic price? LOL!

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcd/2880580827.html


Daniel

No, that sounds right.

 

[old_skool]

Right for what, not sure what $17 covers?

 

[johnbb71]

What movie inspired this Theme Bike...Roadhouse?

WOW talk bout fugly!!!! where's my vomiting smiley face?

 

[koolaid_kid]

I think it starred on Wild Hogs.

 

[davidduarte]

put the crack pipe down

put the crack pipe down

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2883282876.html


1975 Honda CB360 Fully Restored!!!! (06084)

Date: 2012-03-03, 7:29PM EST
Reply to: s62q9-2883282876@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1975 Honda CB360t with 3500 original miles that has been fully restored to its original state. The frame, swing arm and triple trees have all been stripped and powdercoated. Every nut and bolt has been cleaned painted or polished. Side cases and fork legs are fully polished to a mirror finish. The motor has been beed blasted and painted silver. All of the chrome is original and in excellent condition. All cables were replaced with new oem, all controls repainted to there orignal condition. This bike is a true blast from the past and is a MUST SEE!!!! Runs and rides like new. I am asking $5000(!!!!!)but I am willing to take resonable offers. If you are interested in a fully restored cb360t please call 860 559-4869 for more information. Local delivery is available. Thanks. PLEASE NO EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AJ]

It just doesn't run and is incomplete. But ,really, it just needs a few things. Oh yes, and I "cafed" it

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2853224098.html

Hi,

I am selling a 1971 Honda CB450 with VERY low original miles (4,741 to be exact). This bike is in EXCELLENT mechanical and cosmetic condition and has had a lot of work put into it. It has recently undergone a complete tune-up involving new points, plugs, valve adjustment, ultrasonically cleaned carbs, fresh oil, and more. The bike runs very strong and has excellent compression. Cosmetically, the bike looks as though it has been in existence for ten years instead of 40--SERIOUSLY. It is very clean and virtually <snip>

Well, $2500 is ridiculous unless perfect, but the Honda CB450 twin has one of the prettiest engines ever made (IMO). I even like the funky (but highly flawed) torsion valve springs.

 

[Big T]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2883282876.html


1975 Honda CB360 Fully Restored!!!! (06084)

Date: 2012-03-03, 7:29PM EST
Reply to: s62q9-2883282876@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1975 Honda CB360t with 3500 original miles that has been fully restored to its original state. The frame, swing arm and triple trees have all been stripped and powdercoated. Every nut and bolt has been cleaned painted or polished. Side cases and fork legs are fully polished to a mirror finish. The motor has been beed blasted and painted silver. All of the chrome is original and in excellent condition. All cables were replaced with new oem, all controls repainted to there orignal condition. This bike is a true blast from the past and is a MUST SEE!!!! Runs and rides like new. I am asking $5000(!!!!!)but I am willing to take resonable offers. If you are interested in a fully restored cb360t please call 860 559-4869 for more information. Local delivery is available. Thanks. PLEASE NO EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has to be one of the least desirable bikes of the 70's. My brother had one for a while, underpowered, poor handling and not good looking.

A reasonable offer is about $1,200, unless he can find some Wall St type that had this as his 1st bike and MUST have one

 

[old_skool]

Gorgeous bike, but is it worth 6k??

1983 suzuki gs1100e turbo - $6000 (streetsboro)Ohio
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2883683711.html

 

[Frank Z.]

Uhhh...

Uhhh...

So, does that shock configuration soften that diamond plate seat?

1982 Honda cb750c - $2500 (North Central Austin)

Date: 2012-03-06, 10:25PM CST
Reply to: gmc32-2888810077@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1982 Honda cb750 custom in overall great condition. Could use a Carb clean, definitely needs a Carb tune. Michigan plates and Michigan title in hand. Also the alternator seems to be malfunctioning so the battery wont recharge, but i do have a spare alternator.I really hate letting this baby go since its such a beautiful classic but I don't have the time or money to work on it right now. Email for more current pics or call to set up a time to check her out. Taking offers! 512 791 8743. Ask for Luke. Thanks! Also the Bike runs like a beast when she's charged! Shifts smooth as ever.

Location: North Central Austin
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[old_skool]

So, does that shock configuration soften that diamond plate seat?

1982 Honda cb750c - $2500 (North Central Austin)

Date: 2012-03-06, 10:25PM CST
Reply to: gmc32-2888810077@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1982 Honda cb750 custom in overall great condition. Could use a Carb clean, definitely needs a Carb tune. Michigan plates and Michigan title in hand. Also the alternator seems to be malfunctioning so the battery wont recharge, but i do have a spare alternator.I really hate letting this baby go since its such a beautiful classic but I don't have the time or money to work on it right now. Email for more current pics or call to set up a time to check her out. Taking offers! 512 791 8743. Ask for Luke. Thanks! Also the Bike runs like a beast when she's charged! Shifts smooth as ever.

Location: North Central Austin
it's NOT OK to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

WOW!!, I think CB750's must be the most butchered bike out there, I've seen more weird customs or half baked bobber/choppers made from these.

 

[7981GS]

Gorgeous bike, but is it worth 6k??

1983 suzuki gs1100e turbo - $6000 (streetsboro)Ohio
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2883683711.html

Twice the asking price IMHO.

Daniel

 

[850 Combat]

Gorgeous bike, but is it worth 6k??

1983 suzuki gs1100e turbo - $6000 (streetsboro)Ohio
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2883683711.html

If it all works like it should, I think it is. I wouldn't buy it, but I think it is worth the money.

 

[GS ace]

$4,000..... if it works as it should.

 

[old_skool]

Thats kinda what I thought, in the 3-4k range if in perfect shape.

 

[Frank Z.]

How much do children go for these days???

How much do children go for these days???

... and how about that picture!

1983 Suzuki GSX 750 ES RARE! - $2200 (Hackettstown, NJ)

Date: 2012-03-11, 8:38PM EDT
Reply to: wspbx-2897132825@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I own a 1983 Suzuki GS 750 ES in GREAT CONDITION! This is very Rare production one yearONLY, Half flaring and TCSS 84HP! just had the carbs rebuilt, spark plugs, coils and wires replaced. Also had the cock pit rebuilt paid over 600.00 dollars. What it needs is a speed cable and fuel sending unit that's it! You can purchase that for under 100.00 dollars! Has an aftermarket headers sound excellant!! This is not a beginners bike!! It's one of the TOP SELLERS in it's time! Classic and a collector item. As you can see in the picture it's one of a KIND. Kept in garage for years., riden every summer, Need to sell child on the way. So happy Holidays
Almost forgot! oil change and filter recently, and New K&N filters!! Bike is ready for cruzin the streets or Race on a track!!

I purchased the speed cable NEW Also New K& N Filters 908-235-9018

Location: Hackettstown, NJ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2897132825

 

[Guest]

... and how about that picture!

1983 Suzuki GSX 750 ES RARE! - $2200 (Hackettstown, NJ)

Date: 2012-03-11, 8:38PM EDT
Reply to: wspbx-2897132825@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

, Need to sell child on the way. So happy Holidays

Location: Hackettstown, NJ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2897132825

On the way to what?..... Happy Holidays indeed....what about that poor child?

 

[AJ]

Here's a beauty, only $4650, and it has title problems! LOL
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/2885776468.html

 

[SVSooke]

Not a CB900F either,it's a Custom.Hondaese for an L:hand: