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AF_Bill
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This just popped into my head and made me laugh. So I hope it'll make someone laugh.
While I was on vacation last week (Delmarva Bike week), I was out with my buddies on Monday getting food to stock the fridge. We're walking around and my cell goes off. Its my ex-wife. Great, what the hell does she want. She called to tell me that her car (67 Mustang) was stolen from her house last night. Apparently, she went out with whats-his-nuts and stayed at his place. When she got home, the Mustang was gone. The only thing I told her was to call the cops and the insurance company. "There's nothing I can do for ya. I'm down here and not coming back for a week." She wasn't too happy about that but again I reminded her, "we're no longer together and the car is your problem. Not mine."
While I was on vacation last week (Delmarva Bike week), I was out with my buddies on Monday getting food to stock the fridge. We're walking around and my cell goes off. Its my ex-wife. Great, what the hell does she want. She called to tell me that her car (67 Mustang) was stolen from her house last night. Apparently, she went out with whats-his-nuts and stayed at his place. When she got home, the Mustang was gone. The only thing I told her was to call the cops and the insurance company. "There's nothing I can do for ya. I'm down here and not coming back for a week." She wasn't too happy about that but again I reminded her, "we're no longer together and the car is your problem. Not mine."