But there's been soooo many...
But there's been soooo many...
Over the years... one of my first was a lesson in not putting cheap nasty tyres on my bike (GSX1100 EX) - short of cash, I'd got hold of an old, well worn (but still legal tread) Dunlop Tourmax - and fitted it to the rear wheel. Off I go - ****ing rain, but I'd been invited on a date by a lass (dirt biker - as I was mostly in those days), so I pushed on. Motoring along a straight road, at around 120 kph (bit over 70 mph), when I hit some slick, smooth, tarmac (as slippy as wet glass) - and it all got a bit crazy! The tacho shot round to red-line, and the rear of the bike took off sideways - to full lock! And then all the way back to the other lock! I was ****ting myself, waiting for it to hit some traction and do the high-side from hell - loosed my grip on the bars (wasn't going to fight it - I would have lost the front as well), as it came back around towards opposite lock again (but not quite to full lock), back to the other side again, then it did a little wiggle, straightened itself out, and sailed on oblivious to the sweating wreck on top of it! I got a few adrenaline rushes out of that one - every time I thought about it for a few weeks.

The bummer was - I changed the rear tyre real soon after that - put a NEW Conti Super (or was it a Speed) Twin tyre on the rear - and dropped it when I hit some white road markings that the paint hadn't dried on (actually smeared the paint out in an arc as it went down). At least that was an easy low-side crash.
The next BIG close call was a few years later - I'd been out for a ride with some mates who had just finished racing the NZ national series - on GSXR1100's and FZR1000's, we'd stopped for a break on the way home, got going again - and I peeled off to head for my abode, still in full speed mode. Came rocketing out of a corner, into the next one which was blind onto a straight - to discover a 5 ton flatdeck truck just pulling out to do a U-turn in front of me - problem was, I was doing somewhere around 160 - 180 kph (100 - 110 mph). I grabbed a huge handful of front brake (could feel the muscles in my arm rip!), the poor old 1100 was bucking, front tyre squealing, and I wasn't going to stop. Not even close. And the road went left after the truck (in NZ, we drive on the LH side of the road) which gave me no visibility for going 'round the outside. At this oint, the only option left was to jump just before I hit the back of the truck, and hope I skidded to a halt on the deck, before I hit the cab. Then I saw it - the light! Down the left side of the truck, as the left corner of the cab just cleared the bank that sloped right down to the road. So - off the brakes - haul the bike hard left, straighten up, and rocket through the gap. And I mean rocket - I was still doing over 100kph when I came out past the front of the truck, and to this day - I can't remember actually going past it. Brain censor cut in - TOO SCARY! Hauled things up back on the road - turned around and gave the truck driver the fingers - and a couple of other rude gestures - then decided that _I_ was a **** for going so fast in a relatively built up area, clicked back into gear and rode off. Much slower.
The third one (still on the same bike) was a few more years on - I was on the GSX, my wife (well, girlfriend at the time) was on her GSX750F, and we were heading off on a tour (did about 5500 km in 2 weeks) with some friends - just after the New Year (peak summer holiday time). Mosying along in a heavy stream of traffic (both directions), when some F-wit in a van decided that because there wasn't a car where I was, the road was clear, and he could turn across the on-coming traffic to get to a roadside cafe. Problem was - I WAS there (Lights on, bright yellow one piece rain suit) ! Luckily, Carol was a car back from me - but she nearly **** herself, cos I disappeared from view as I chucked the GSX on its side, then hauled it up and over to the other side, as I had to ride around the back of the van, between it and the oncoming traffic. I missed everything (still not quite sure how), and pulled over to the side of the road, with murder on my mind. Once I got a gap in the traffic, I headed back to the cafe. Oddly enough - as I came into the parking area - the van suddenly reversed out of the park it was just pulling into, and took off - driver mouthing "I'm sorry , I'm sorry". I yelled some verbal abuse at the A-hole, decided it wasn't worth being locked up for, and let him run away. The saviour for me on that one - 18" wheel conversion front and rear, and Michelin radials (nothing fancy - just their first street radials) - gave me the quick steering and traction to pull it off.:-D ...and there's more - but this is a GS forum - and the other s were on other bikes...