Craigslist "funnies"

[Gonzo]

Public schools have failed someone...

transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info 1978 gs 750 suzuki - $300 (north dallas)

Date: 2011-06-20, 3:13PM CDT
Reply to: sale-xv2ra-2452046909@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i have a 78 gs 750 da bike has sat up for about 2 yrs. needs carb work, battery, coils and den youll be good to go. i do have title and key. the motor is not locced up or nething it also has good compression too. im askin 300 obo jus give me a call n ill txt u da pics. its really jus an o fixxer upper n a get around. 214 624 4211 0r 214 229 1714 i will accept a trades jus let me kno wat u got

• Location: north dallas
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[7981GS]

[QUOTE=LarryA_Texas;1444601]transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info 1978 gs 750 suzuki - $300 (north dallas)


Looks like a fine $100-150.00 bike to me.
If, you can understand a word that the seller is saying IN PERSON.

Daniel

[LarryA_Texas]

S40

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/2444984151.html

i love the mpg claim here, i was also unaware they made a 650 blvd that year

Yeah...I had one. The old Savage 650 was renamed a Boulevard S40. It never came close to the claimed MPG.

I know a guy that claims about 80MPG with his Honda Rebel when he babies it...including cutting the motor when coasting to a stop for red lights.

[TPL]

[QUOTE=7981GS;1444604]

transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info 1978 gs 750 suzuki - $300 (north dallas)


Looks like a fine $100-150.00 bike to me.
If, you can understand a word that the seller is saying IN PERSON.

Daniel

Yea, it could be worse and he could have painted the entire bike with a gold can of spray paint.

[850GT_Rider]

What the ???

Yep - it's on ebay too http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Moto-...Q5fmotorcycles

1972 Moto Guzzi Eldorado 1000cc




Date: 2011-06-24, 4:33PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]



Selling a very unique and vintage motorcycle, 1972 Moto Guzzi Eldorado 1000cc. Is a one owner and in very good condition, comfortable to ride. To see the detail wright up, history and 15 pictures you have to go into E-bay, and search under MOTORS , then MOTORCYCLE, then type in "Moto Guzzi"in the search area and you will find it. No email. Any questions about bike call the owner Mel at 920-446-2440 questions about the listing call Al at 920-830-9361 Thanks

• Location: Fremont, WI
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[Truth]

It's unique all right. Thank god.

[cowboyup3371]

Does it have training wheels on it?

[Don-lo]

lol, it took me a while to see the built-on canopy

[DMorris]

I think the extra seat in the back is a two-holer so that you don't have to stop while kruuzin'.......

I have a friend with a Guzzi that has all the 'goodies'.
He has air adjustable rear suspension with built-on compressor and bar bouy swiveling cup holders to name just a few of his 'improvements'.

just part of the 'life is art' philosophy I suppose.......

[malfuncion]

I dunno what to say about that guzzi. It has a dog house, canopy, but wheres the wtfbbq grill?

[Stahlgrau333]

I dunno what to say about that guzzi. It has a dog house, canopy, but wheres the wtfbbq grill?

In the saddlebags?

[850GT_Rider]

Only in the world of Cracklist is this "in good shape"

westen house marktree 3 wheel scooter 1960s - $100 (new berlin)

Date: 2011-06-25, 4:50PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]




runs in good shape
call 1414 313 1569

• Location: new berlin
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PostingID: 2462419039

[850GT_Rider]

Your tax dollar at work....

....produced yet another example of a fine public school education. Paid attention in shop class, not so much in spelling, grammar and punctuation.

custom painted haritage tins - $900 (halescorners)

Date: 2011-06-25, 2:35PM CDT
Reply to: sale-huvnk-2462185835@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


haritage softail tins with charchole metalic base black shaded flames, and black cherry bar and sheild fits newer models asking 900.00 all paint products are sikkens and done in a satin clear. 1-414-525-7417 open to resonable offers !!!

• Location: halescorners
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[Stev0]

Only in the world of Cracklist is this "in good shape"

Square is a shape, is it not?

[gearhead13]

Only in the world of Cracklist is this "in good shape"

You mean there is some kind of wheeled cycle in that picture, looks like a junk pile to me.
When he says runs I would take it as "run away"