Craigslist "funnies"

[ikantbreave]

A bike chopped up into a VAN!!

((( Custom Chop/Bobber ))) (51&peoria)

Date: 2011-02-06, 11:29AM MST
Reply to: sale-wwh5q-2200248671@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

chopped up and made to what you see here, 81 yamaha 1100cc runs but needs some tlc sale as is bill sale only asking $1500.00 obo call (602)358-3523

[GabrielGoes]

Hahaha

*Old School Bobber* Rat Rod...Very nice bike - $5000 (Scottsdale)

Date: 2011-02-22, 6:29PM MST
Reply to: sale-agnkh-2229344306@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a 1976 CB750 on a Amen Frame. The bike is raked just a little bit to give it that cool sleek look. Very Clean, flat black paint, Custom very high quality one off seat representing the Arizona Flag. Wrapped Pipes to keep that heat off your legs and a little extra horsepower. 21 inch skinny front wheel. Its a real nice bike, gets attention EVERYWHERE and offers to buy all the time, and now I have decided to sell. Starts on the first kick. Must see in person, pictures do not do it justice. Great tires and brakes, Sounds great, super loud and very responsive. Very easily customizable. Call or Text John 480-233-7210. Im only asking $5000. Thanks

• Location: Scottsdale
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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he'll get 5000 for that when im the president of the united states

[tkent02]

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he'll get 5000 for that when im the president of the united states

Maybe the president of Arizona will buy it.

[Flying Fish]

It's in great condition and pretty low mileage......
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUZUKI-GS1000E...t_17377wt_1139
.....but that is serious ££££

[Big T]

It's in great condition and pretty low mileage......
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUZUKI-GS1000E...t_17377wt_1139
.....but that is serious ££££

Where (what country) did they have 1000E's in 1984?

[Steve]

Where (what country) did they have 1000E's in 1984?

Didn't you read the rest of the title?

"TIMEWARP CONDITION"

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[GS ace]

1000e

I noticed that the stamping on the muffler indicates the model year as 1983 and that the system doesn't conform to U.S. emission standards.

[Don-lo]

Would anyone want to get in the middle of this?

Selling hubby's harley

http://centralmich.craigslist.org/mcy/2225150304.html

[FreshStart]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/2213351238.html

i can see 3 things wrong here can you

[1_v8_merc]

((( Custom Chop/Bobber ))) (51&peoria)

Date: 2011-02-06, 11:29AM MST
Reply to: sale-wwh5q-2200248671@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

chopped up and made to what you see here, 81 yamaha 1100cc runs but needs some tlc sale as is bill sale only asking $1500.00 obo call (602)358-3523

LOL!!!

Finally, a bobber you can drag the kids a long in!

[1_v8_merc]

its not on cl but i snapped this at a junlyard the other day

AHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I think they got a little bit too much faith in THAT car!

[850GT_Rider]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/2213351238.html
i can see 3 things wrong here can you

Let's see - pick 3, any 3:

1. Parts painted that should not be?
2. Wrong gauges?
3. Coated exhaust?
4. Non-OE color?
5. Front tire is bald?
6. Missing rear turn signals?
7. Overall, rear tail piece looks wrong?

[FreshStart]

"combines the sporty looks of the G with the shaft drive of the L"
THE PRICE!!!!
ive never heard of a gs1000gt, thats a pretty rare bike

[Steve]

Let's see - pick 3, any 3:

1. Parts painted that should not be?
2. Wrong gauges?
3. Coated exhaust?
4. Non-OE color?
5. Front tire is bald?
6. Missing rear turn signals?
7. Overall, rear tail piece looks wrong?

1. yep, the fork cross-piece and headlight trim
2. Gauges are off an L
3. yep
4. yep, but he said "Brand new paint". It's an OK color, just not stock. No biggie.
5. Your monitor must be better than mine, it's hard to tell
6. I couldn't see them, either
7. Again, your monitor is better than mine. I can't see much at the back.

"combines the sporty looks of the G with the shaft drive of the L"
THE PRICE!!!!
ive never heard of a gs1000gt, thats a pretty rare bike

Yeah, the price is a bit optimistic, if the bike is truly ready to ride with NOTHING to be done to it (includes new tires and brakes, etc.), it might go for up to $2000 in the right market. This just gives him some bargaining room. He also is trying to make it sound like only the L model had shaft drive. And the G was "sporty"?

Never heard of a GS1000GT? Look around, find any 1980 GS1000G. You just found a GS1000GT.

All Suzukis made for the 1980 model year carried the "T" designation at the end of the model.
My bike is a GS850GT.
My son's bike is a GS850GX because it's an '81.
My wife's bike is a GS850GLZ because it's an '82 "L".

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[rustybronco]

2. Gauges are off an L

And so are the forks and headlight. me thinks it has the wrong front end on it...