Having a love affair with classic motorcycles is an affliction of a powerful kind and there is no known cure for it, so I am forever on the hunt for unloved classic bikes that could do with some love and bring them back to their former glory so they can be enjoyed and loved by someone once more. So of course I have an alert set up on a few of the online for sale sites, now nine times out of ten, going through them in the morning is a waste of 20min of my life that I will never get back, but we live in hope.
But every now and again one jumps out at you and says me, me, me, like that one dog at the pound that just has that take me home look that you just can not ignore, and so it was with lil' Nipper.
According to the seller, she had broken down on the way home and was pushed the last 3km home, parked, or rather left out in the weather next to the house a year ago and there it has been since then.
The seller said he thought that it was the battery that needed replacing, that the paint had some sun damage and that the papers were all there and the licence was last renewed in 2015, so just short of a year behind.
Now the one fact of life is that previous owners lie, so well they could lie for their country in the Olympics, so the "battery" story went straight in one ear and the other, and I was already mentally replacing the CDI and the coil.
Anyway it was cheap enough , and it looked pretty nice in the picture on the advert.
Well seeing lil' nipper in the flesh, it was immediately clear that a lot of love was needed, she was really in a very bad shape, so I explained to the seller that taking drugs is not good for him and he should not do that, and that he must have been juiced when he set the price, so offer was made and accepted and lil' Nipper came home for some much needed love.
The phrase, "nice from far, far from nice" comes to mind, I guess I should have told him, thanks, but no thanks, but you know how it is, most of a scoot is covered in body work and regardless, a man without a project is a very sad state of affairs.
Some of the nasty
Rear fender hanger fashioned from zip ties
Battery cover made from a piece of licence plate
Never seen a bike held together with so many zip ties,.....
Botched airbox repair job
Just nasty
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