Craigslist "funnies"

[old_skool]

It used to be funny stuff, now it is just getting downright annoying, instead of craigslist funnies, it should be "cracklist retards" and I don't care how politically correct it is.

 

[trevor]

Nice looking bike and bonus Keg to go!
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/2964440944.html
Oh yeah, and what a good price!!

 

[7981GS]

That was Photo shopped right?
No one would possibly intentionally build some thing to look like that, would they?
Is he PAYING that much to have the eye sore removed?

Eric

 

[Guest]

Barf job if I ever saw one...

 

[kawfeedave]

I hate to keep posting in this forum, but I couldn't pass this one up! It does have GS content after all.....(prepare yourselves)

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/2944806949.html

 

[old_skool]

I hate to keep posting in this forum, but I couldn't pass this one up! It does have GS content after all.....(prepare yourselves)

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/2944806949.html

You know, I resisted posting that one and have been subject to looking at it everytime I do a local GS search, and you had to go and hurt my eyes some more...

 

[Guest]

Good lord that thing is just scary to look at!

 

[duaneage]

Check out this beast!
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2954829644.html

I'm thinking this project forced the divorce that is forcing the sale.

 

[old_skool]

It's amazing, people don't want to be criticized for their creative view, but soon get bored and think some one else will share their vision, just crazy.
I guess to each his own, just don't expect everyone else to share your views, and if you ask an opinion, be prepared to take the bad with the good.

 

[duaneage]

Nice looking bike and bonus Keg to go!
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/2964440944.html
Oh yeah, and what a good price!!

Yeah, I think I'll sell my 650 and mount that instead. Not.

 

[duaneage]

It's amazing, people don't want to be criticized for their creative view, but soon get bored and think some one else will share their vision, just crazy.
I guess to each his own, just don't expect everyone else to share your views, and if you ask an opinion, be prepared to take the bad with the good.

And then ask thousands of dollars for their artwork because, hey, OCC gets 70K for a bike that looks like theirs does. With beer goggles on.

 

[Big T]

Okay, it's Ebay

Okay, it's Ebay

I've seen this guy before

http://www.ebay.com/itm/81-SUZUKI-G...Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item5d3209c317

$3.50/each?

About 25 cents each at your local Ace hardware

Or

http://www.ebay.com/itm/81-SUZUKI-G...Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item5d3209c317

OEM is cheaper

 

[duaneage]

Yeah that guy is hilarious. He took the carbs apart and wanted ridiculous amounts for every tiny part. Someone here added up his auctions for all the parts and it came to around 12000 dollars to buy it all.

 

[850GT_Rider]

Some Assembly Required.

Some Assembly Required.

Another "I'm in WAY over my head" masterpiece... Who could resist with that stunning picture??

Street Bike Project. Will trade for Cruiser Bike Project - $1200 (92071)


Im selling my 1986 Kawasaki GPZ Ninja ZX1000A1 project bike. Im in to the project about 3000 dollors now and I have to much going on to finish it.

Pro's:
Clean title in my name.
Great running engine.
Registered, non-op
$1k in parts (new gaskets, rebuilt carbs, jetted carbs, new brake pads, new chain and sprockets, and sooooo many other things all still in boxes if not already installed)
Way too fast of a bike

Cons:
Its in 1000 pieces through out my house. I know where everything is, just bring some boxes to put everything in. the majority or it is in my back yard, carbs in the garage, and most of the things that I thought weather would wear down I brought inside.

What it needs to be finished:
To be put back together (duh)
tires Front and rear.
for a seat frame to be made.

There is a lot that i have not listed so any questions please just call or text (619)933-1428

 

[ikantbreave]

Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
GS 550 Swing arm chop - $600 (Gilbert)

Date: 2012-04-20, 1:43PM MST
Reply to: 2vbvh-2969662607@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


1980 GS 550 swingarm chopper. This project a bout half done. Needs to come apart for finish welds and to clean up the frame.
New tires, new chain, new stator included. Carbs are cleaned and jetted for pods and open pipes. I have everything it needs.
Pipes, cables, etc. All the hard **** is done. You can do a little grinding, wiring and then show all your cool friends the sweet bike you built!
No title. Not that big of a deal. Don't really want to sell it. Don't really need to. This ad will be up for 48 hrs and thats its.
$600 is as low as I'm going. Call or text 602-882-9561

• Location: Gilbert
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[duaneage]

OK, I'll take 600 dollars from him to haul that thing away. That's a fair deal.

 

[duaneage]

Another "I'm in WAY over my head" masterpiece... Who could resist with that stunning picture??

He probably needs to ask his Mom where all the parts are and look through the backyard for the frame.

 

[Guest]

How can it be half done when it needs to be completely taken apart again to finish it??

 

[old_skool]

Another chopped up frame destined for the scrap yard because I can't find the title or never had one and I started a project I can't finish. So many dreamers....need to wake up!

 

[loud et]

One of the oddest things about these GS "chopper" jobs is the simple fact that any gs engine has that snappy , high rpm , racing sound. It totally contradicts the chopper look. sort of like thinking you are drinking Pepsi but its actually root beer in the glass. It does not register right in the brain.... GS engines are performance designed, more of a reeeer reeeer verrrrr verrrr sound,not a bub bub bub grumble grumble.lol
I am glad I left my 1100 stock aside from cosmetic stuff, no cutting or hacking. I am having a hard enough time finishing it without going that far.